Posted by Talha Suleman : Talha Suleman Monday 4 August 2014

Make Funny Notepad Pranks

In the previous article, I shared some funny notepad pranks. These were totally harmless and anyone can share them with their friends without any fear. Today I am sharing its second part where you will learn some other really funny and scary pranks. So let's start:

Make a Fake Virus Batch File

This is the most funniest Notepad prank I recently found on MakeUseOf. The best thing about this prank is that it look this an actual virus attack. Just try it and see whats happens. Paste this code in the notepad and save it with .bat extension.
cls
:A
color 0a
cls
@echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep
echo Wscript.Sleep 5000>C:sleep5000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:sleep3000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:sleep4000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:sleep2000.vbs
cd %systemroot%System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files…
echo del *.*
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Deleting Root Partition…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep4000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x…
cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuPrograms
mkdir h4x
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs
echo cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartuph4x
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo Killing all processes…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo Have fun!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs
pause
shutdown -s -t 10 -c “Your computer has committed suicide. Have a nice day.” 

It will look like this:

Fake Virus Batch

So just try this and make fool of your friends :)

Continually Eject the CD-ROM

This trick will make your computer to continually eject the CD-ROM. Just paste this code in Notepad:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7"wink
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Save the file as cdrom.vbs or with other name as .vbs extension. Now open the file and see the trick.

Create a Fake Virus Message

This will surely scare your friends. It will show a message of something like this "Your Computer is attacked by a virus". Just try this trick and fool your friends.
@echo off
msg * Your Computer is attacked by a Virus.
msg * Click OK to Format
msg * All your data has been deleted 
Save the file with .bat extension and send it to your friend.

Freak Your Friend with a Message

Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
Now save it as Anything.VBS and send it to your friend.

Hit Backspace Simutaneously

Just copy this code to make fool of your friends. It will make the PC to hit the backspace key simutaneously.
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell"wink
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as Anything.VBS and open it to see the tricks.


Don't forget to share these tricks with your friends. If you know more tricks then share them in the comment box. Thanks!

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  1. I know one! Save it as spk.vbs and click it.

    do
    StrText="Warning. Malicious file Yo Mama's Poop has hacked you. To prevent any damage, Microsoft is restarting your computer!"
    set ObjVoice=CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
    ObjVoice.Speak StrText
    loop

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